changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via westtcoast)

bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

(via stammer-time)

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

(via stammer-time)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via stammer-time)

sealcat:

“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”

Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.

(via fredredrika)